ABOVE (Right to left): Rachel Trachtenburg, Checker Phil Dejean, and some evil foreigner.
The main reason I decided to do this new blog, writing about one thing or person I am happy with each day, is that Checker Phil really rudely told me that I'm negative about everything. He LITERALLY said that, as though I were a cartoon character written by an extremely poor writer.
So fuck you, Checker Phil, you get a Peter's Choice Award for today, whether you like it or not! Here's some positivity for you, and you know where you can stick it!!!
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Long shot of Phil walking up to podium: (SFX: applause and orchestra swells) First of all I want to thank (Pause) God. Then I have to shout out my my homeboy Peter. It is in the spirit of pro wrestling drama that I accept this prestigious and dubious honor. I would also like to point out that I no longer feel he is negative about EVERYTHING. He is less than negative about these subjects: 1)Angel Yau 2)Cats 3)Paying gigs 4)Animator John K. and 5)Air Conditioning.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Phil "Rude Bwoy" Dejean aka CHECKERPHIL